Actual ad I just read

This was an ad for an under-eye cream, I think. I don't know. I didn't click on it.

"Sure, lines give you character, but maybe you don't need any character."

Sometimes I can't even come up with a snarky remark for this bullshit. It's just too mind-boggling.

Be Brutally Honest

I'm pretty sure this guy doesn't really want me to be brutally honest. Because if I were, this would be my complete analysis of this project:

Your book sucks.

Don't say this

I don't know why we care about Lake Superior State University, except that they do an annual list of banished words. If you say these words or phrases, they will find you and arrest you or beat you. Or something bad like that. So I advise you read their banished words and immediately remove them from your vocabulary.

Especially "baby bump." Seriously. Don't ever use that phrase again.