Monday, March 5, 2012

You mean a dresser?

I'm constantly astounded by the things people mishear. There are so many common phrases and terms that people screw up on a continual basis. Here's today's:

He folded his clothes and put them in the Chester drawers.

Okay, I'll admit "chest of drawers" sounds kind of lame. But Chester drawers? Really? That's mind-bottlingly stupid.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Vulgar Grammar

Type "fucken" into Google, and you don't get porn. That's how you know it's spelled wrong.