Holistic Doctor Guy: We all have emotional baggage.
Me: This is unbelievably boring and stupid.
Holistic Doctor Guy: Blah blah blah... This emotional baggage is the cause of inflammation, pain, congestion, and many diseases, even cancer.
Me: Oh my god you are a moron. Think about what you just said for a second here. Everyone with cancer has (or had) hair. Holy shit! Hair must be the cause of cancer! No, really. That's what you said. I know! Let's take a trait common to all human beings and then cleverly deduce that only human beings with this trait will get cancer. We all have a head, so I guess that means only human beings with heads can get brain cancer. It's brilliant!
Don't even try to argue. It's science.
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