Goldilocks?

What does this say about me?

Crackpot "Doctor": The liver is like the Goldilocks of the body.
Me: It sneaks around stealing stuff that doesn't belong to it?
Crackpot "Doctor": It doesn't like to be too hot or too cold. It wants to be just right.

This was a totally instinctual reaction. Apparently some of us learn different lessons from our fairy tales.