Sigh.

This was funny:

WindyCityParrot.com

I've learned how to levitate birds - classes begin next week

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And then I read the comment:

• Where are the classed being held?
  

  5 minutes ago · 

And then I did a blog post.

Facebook win!

Remember how I posted that link yesterday about responses to stupid Facebook posts? This one should be on there.

What the hell is punctuation day??? My planner says its tomorrow. Please someone tell me what it is lol

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     What the hell is punctuation day? My planner says it's tomorrow. Please, someone tell me what it is.
    
    There ya go ;)

Totally makes my day.

And many more

Okay, this goes on forever, and I know there's a whole Failbook thing, but my sister sent me this and some of them just crack me up. I wish I was just a bit crankier so I could respond to people's posts like this. If you're bored, take a look.

http://www.happyplace.com/3645/the-best-obnoxious-responses-to-misspellings-on-facebook

Gorilla warfare

From an exchange on Facebook:


Me: Wisconsin could form its own little cheese-and-beer-loving dictatorship.
Friend I've Never Actually Met: Yeah, but then you could overthrow him and install yourself as Generalissima

Me: I will further consider your proposal once I have assembled my gorilla army and planned my coup.

Person Who Doesn't Know Me: ‎^guerilla (just sayin')

Friend I've Never Actually Met: I think she wants to use actual gorillas.