Page 18

Ladies and gentlemen...

As I predicted on page 18 of The Worst Book Ever Written...

THE ALIENS ARE ACTUALLY HUMANS FROM THE FUTURE!

Even my own notes ridicule me

Here's another glimpse into my brain. Apparently I wrote this note for myself when I was working on my book yesterday (writing, not editing):

I will have to figure out if she tries to trap him or just tries to get him to tell her the truth. If they have to prove he’s guilty, she would almost have to get a confession. So then the play’s the thing, etc. 

Yes, I'm making fun of myself by quoting Shakespeare. This seems to show both my nerdiness and insecurity quite well. Even my own notes ridicule me. 

Nothing is funny

Seriously, I know my blog has been less-than-hopping lately, but there is absolutely nothing funny that I've come across. People are just being normal stupid, not funny stupid. This is depressing. I expect a pick-up in the amount of funny in the near future. Please.

Excuse me. Can you be less stupid, please?

Sometimes when I'm editing I want to be like, "I'm sorry. I cannot edit this until you become less stupid. Can you please try again and return it to me when you have accomplished this?"

I suppose this would probably be considered rude, though, huh?