Showing posts with label word order. Show all posts
Showing posts with label word order. Show all posts

Monday, September 8, 2014

Phrasing

The NFL may want to think about rephrasing this one, especially with all the backlash over this issue:

Violations regarding assault, battery, domestic violence or sexual assault that involve physical force "will be subject to a suspension without pay of six games for a first offense." 

Of course my first thought was, "When can sexual assault not involve physical force?" Then I was momentarily upset. Then I reread the sentence several times and realized what they mean is this:

Violations that involve physical force, such as assault, battery, domestic violence, or sexual assault, "will be subject to a suspension without pay of six games for a first offense."

That's a bit of a difference.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Word order is a complex concept

Yet another example of word order malfunction:



She read the tags to me inside the sweater.

Ummmmm...what were you two doing inside that sweater together?