Oh hi, blog

Just wanted to say hi and that I'm coming back to my blog.

What kind of cord?

According to this book I'm editing, childbirth is much different in the future: "After being untethered from the artificial womb’s imbecile cord..."

Ghostwriters

If you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're," you have no business writing a book. Hire a ghostwriter.

The end.

A little redundant, huh?

There's really no need to say "I thought to myself." Isn't it kind of a given that thinking is done in your own head? Who else would you think to?

This makes no grammatical sense

He might of did something bad.

"Might of did"? Even people who suck at grammar know this is messed up.

You mean a dresser?

I'm constantly astounded by the things people mishear. There are so many common phrases and terms that people screw up on a continual basis. Here's today's:

He folded his clothes and put them in the Chester drawers.

Okay, I'll admit "chest of drawers" sounds kind of lame. But Chester drawers? Really? That's mind-bottlingly stupid.

Vulgar Grammar

Type "fucken" into Google, and you don't get porn. That's how you know it's spelled wrong.