I'm choreographing a fight using two stuffed cats. That's totally normal, right? Too bad I killed off all my Barbies when I was about 6.
My iPod gets Valentine's Day: "Just the Way You Are" immediately followed by "Fuck You."
Pitchers and catchers report for spring training today!
An actual headline: Flaming Chicken Nuggets to Blame for Apartment Kitchen Fire.
"Will you still like me if I'm not a zombie?"
I'm feeling a little autistic today. Definitely, definitely autistic.
Sometimes I wish I were a high maintenance girl. I'm high maintenance because I'm crazy. But I'm talking about stereotypical girl high maintenance.
Sometimes I wish I were really dumb because then I wouldn't notice when people think I'm really dumb.
Paper is the enemy of nail polish.
Getting all dolled up for Valentine's Day. That means I'm wearing my nice sweats and putting on some mascara.
There's a Grace Potter song that uses the word "beguiled." How awesome is that?
Whoever does Hayley Williams' hair and makeup should be shot.
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